katsucult:

ケンタッキーの新製法うすごろも揚げで塩胡椒仕立てにした「パリパリ旨味チキン」&「塩だれチキンサンド」など新商品5種類を一気に食べてみた

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

blackdenimjeans:

thinksquad:

Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

He looks and acts like a roach

weloveshortvideos:

Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..

motdef:

internet fossil

motdef:

internet fossil

punkedited:

Homer

punkedited:

Homer

straydogkidnapskids:

i found it

tfw gf

image

likeanahmed:

higgzorz:

the emotion you get when you dont have a romantic partner

image

:(

Why do you want to be a comedian?
Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it